<!-- get year
function gettheyear() {
	varnow = new Date()
	var nyear = now.getFullYear()
	return nyear;
}

<!-- get quote
//Array function ->
function makeArray(len) {
	for (var i = 0; i<len; i++) this[i] = null;
	this.length = len;
}

//random number generator
function rand(n) {
var now = new Date()
var seed = now.getTime() % 0xfffffff
seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff;
return (seed >> 16) % n;
}

function getquote() {
//Array of quotes ->
var quote = new makeArray(5);
quote[0] = '<B>TELEPHONY</B><DT>The science of transmitting voice, data, video or image signals over a distance greater than what you can transmit by shouting.  The word derives from the Greek for \"far sound\".';
quote[1] = '<B>VOICE MAIL JAIL</B><DT>What happens when you reach a voice mail message and you try and reach a human by punching \"0\" and are put into yet another message never able to talk to a real person.';
quote[2] = '<B>AAVM</B><DT>Automated Attendant Voice Mail System<BR>A device which answers callers with a digital recording, and allows callers to route themselves to an extension through touch tone input, in response to a voice prompt.  If the extension the calling party is trying to reach is either busy or does not answer, the caller is put into a voice mail box to leave a message.';
quote[3] = '<B>C.O. - Central Office</B><DT>The telephone company facility where calls to and from your office are routed to and from other geographical locations.';
quote[4] = '<B>DIAL-THROUGH</B><DT>The ability to dial another extension while listening to a mailbox greeting.';
quote[5] = '<B>DIAL-THROUGH</B><DT>The ability to dial another extension while listening to a mailbox greeting.';


return quote[rand(quote.length)]
}